Trump-for-president signs have been turning up missing from fence posts and front-yard sod from coast-to-coast, and now the “anti-American scourge” has reared its selfish, ignorant, belligerent head in Grafton Hill and all around Worcester.
[Wait: selfish, ignorant, belligerent — sound familiar?!]
On the bright side, there will be new signs trumpeting a vice presidential candidate ready to take their places before you know it. Meantime, Hitch has an idea about how to make Trump supporters feel great again.
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